Sara wrote a new post, Tattoo Code 2 months, 1 week ago
Raise the Twitter profile of your school.
Pledge support for facial tattoos.
@TattooCollective fights for students to have their faces tattooed.
Sara wrote a new post, Helpful Leadership 6 months, 1 week ago
Several parents asked if the school could be more flexible.
This is Headteacher Eric’s response.
“We’re not here to help parents”, he said.
Sara wrote a new post, Racial Profiling 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Just driving my Mercedes. Cool tinted windows.
Got pulled over by police officers, for refusing to stop.
I complained, “this is racial profiling”.
“Just because I’m a cat!”
Gonna rant about this on […]
Sara wrote a new post, Demonstrating Wokeness #3 8 months ago
We should teach children to love learning.
It’s not our job to teach them anything useful.
It’s not our job to get them ready to earn a living.
We are not child minders!
Sara wrote a new post, Demonstrating Wokeness #2 8 months ago
Decolonise the curriculum.
White science, art, technology, invention, medicine, should no longer be taught.
Highlight previously unknown Edith Black Catstatue for her heroic work sitting by the […]
Sara wrote a new post, Demonstrating Wokeness #1 8 months ago
We must recognise authors from all backgrounds.
Here’s my balanced reading list for 5 year olds.
150 books all by black authors.
Sara wrote a new post, B.L.A.M.E. 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Black Labour MPs have written to Home Secretary Priti Patel.
They told her she’s not black enough to speak for BAME people.
Are you black enough for BLAME (Black Labour And Minority Ethnic)?
Sara wrote a new post, Teacher Unions 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Teacher unions complain that government won’t involve them.
The unions are open to ANY ideas, but
this is their line in the sand, and they ARE NOT MOVING!
Sara wrote a new post, Changing Lives 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Sam’s friends graduated with him and went into many different professions.
Law, finance, business, design, advertising.
Sam became a teacher. They all do their jobs.
Sam teaches, but is expected to […]
Sara wrote a new post, Competence or Charisma 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Does society want a teaching profession built on:
Sara wrote a new post, OFSTED Time Wasting 1 year ago
OFSTED requires schools to create a curriculum from scratch.
So Felix decided to waste even more time, and create the alphabet from scratch.
Felix wonders when teachers will come to their senses!
Sara wrote a new post, Cognitive Science 1 year ago
For 4 million years humans have been teaching their children (successfully).
In the past 5 years children stopped learning, if teachers didn’t have a Cognitive Science degree (according to OFSTED).
Sara wrote a new post, OFSTED Listens 1 year ago
OFSTED’s claims to genuinely listen to criticism were dealt a blow when we visited their Head Office today.
Sara wrote a new post, New BrainGym 1 year ago
How we laughed at Brain Gym! Things are so much better now. Cognitive Load Theory Pupils “building interconnecting schema in their heads”. No overloading of Working Memory Spaced […]
Sara wrote a new post, OFSTED Truths 1 year ago
Exclude a pupil for 1 day = Cannot be “Outstanding”.
Pupils cannot define Business vs Enterprise = “Requires Improvement”.
2 Year KS3 = “Special Measures”
Sara wrote a new post, Be Afraid! 1 year ago
Latest OFSTED Inspection Guidance
“The acquisition of knowledge through a well-planned, carefully structured and sequenced curriculum enables pupils to build an interconnecting schema. Expertise depends on rich […]
Sara wrote a new post, OFSTED Feedback 1 year ago
An OFSTED spokesperson said,
“The feedback we receive after an inspection continues to be very positive”.
Sara wrote a new post, Drowning Delayed 1 year ago
OFSTED has relaxed inspection regulations for one year.
Headteacher Steve looks forward to drowning next year.
Sara wrote a new post, OFSTED Fail 1 year ago
Get ready to be failed by OFSTED.
Here are the details of what OFSTED are really looking for.
You could not make this stuff up! These are the actual briefing notes for OFSTED inspectors!
Yet again, truth […]
Sara wrote a new post, Overload 1 year ago
Teacher Dave has been told he “must NOT overload working memory”.
Dave remembers the time before all this cognitive science crap.