National Curriculum Lunacy

The National Curriculum took years to develop. But it has vanished. So Head of Dept Eric creates a curriculum for his subject, in his school. (Like […]

Have It All

Head of Maths and “have it all” mother Camilla, has demanded her “rights” to not working on Fridays, late starts and early finishes to manage her […]

Retrieval Practice

“Retrieval Practice”, the latest buzzwords. But Ms Jones says she has been dong retrieval practice for years. We used to call it “Practice Makes Perfect”. #CatTeachers […]

Twitter Parents

Parents have found Ms Jones on Twitter, & she has to deal with queries 24/7. Grumbles about missing socks, newsletters, homework, now reach the whole of […]

Voting Age

Miss James has heard that 16 year olds could be given the vote. “Would this help them to give homework in on time?” #catteachers

Identity Politics

After Missy identified as a dog, she got a lot more attention from university student activists. But would it last, she wondered! #catteachers

Knowing Everything

As a teenager, little kitty knows everything. She reads The Guardian. She dismisses her mother as downright stupid. “Why are old cats so dim?” Luckily for […]

Cultural Appropriation

Miss Timms liked fashion but she was worried. Would her students accuse her of ‘cultural appropriation’? Some might say she is exploiting Mexicats. It was so […]

Fidget Spinner Wars

Research has shown that fidget spinners actually distract, rather than aid pupils. Edu consultant Ms Busy Boddy urgently needs another fad to prove that only teachers […]