Part-Time SLT

Part-time SLT teachers Jodie and Jacinda love their stress-free 50:50 job share. They always leave the other to make every decision. Staff say they can be […]

Ice Sculpture Wins

The Cat Prime Minister would not debate, so Channel 4 News replaced the PM with an ice sculpture. After an hour of debate by the other […]

Character Education

Headteacher Jennifer was so pleased to receive the new DfE Character Education Guidance. DfE say it is just guidance, and not compulsory! No problem then. #catteachers

The Teaching Expert

Dr Miranda says she is a “teaching expert”. She appears on TV and radio and gives her “expert” views on what teachers think. Self awareness is […]

Roman History

What have the Romans ever done for us? Aye? What? Just tell me one thing!

Welcome To The Team

Brian is a leader of many years. Despite that serious look, he knows that making the team work, is vital to everyone’s success. Brian says, “OUR […]

Academy Freedoms

After her maintained school joined the Multi Academy Trust, Headteacher Mrs Thomas and her Deputy were left wondering: Are the extra Academy freedoms they now had, […]

Email Bans

Headteacher Josephine has introduced a new policy of banning emails at weekends. But surely staff don’t mind a few from the headteacher on a quiet Sunday!

Off-Rolling & OFSTED

OFSTED inspector Amanda says that OFSTED is totally against schools “off-rolling” low achieving pupils. OFSTED believes in equality. She told reporters that Betta Academy has been […]