20/02/2019

Twitter Head Ache

One of Headteacher Joel’s staff has just tweeted that a person publicly supporting Islamic State,  should be allowed back into the UK. Now parents are writing […]
19/02/2019

OFSTED 2019 – Pressure

Headteacher Brian, aged 50. Every day between 9 am and 10.30 am, Brian waited for a call from the random OFSTED inspector who had the power […]
18/02/2019

OFSTED 2019 – Reducing Burdens

The New OFSTED Framework 2019 “after the 10 am phone call …the lead inspector will arrive on site no earlier than 12:30 pm ..and leave no […]
18/02/2019

OFSTED 2019 – Protecting Staff

The New OFSTED Framework 2019 “OFSTED will consider the extent to which leaders protect staff from bullying and harassment”. Josie’s headteacher had told her that finishing […]
16/02/2019

Flattening The Grass

Tobias had been “flattening the grass”. Now he was notorious on Social Media. Some people were even comparing him to The Devil. Tobias realised, just one […]
16/02/2019

Progressive Parents

Headteacher Sam (pictured) has just received a holiday request letter from Jacinda’s mother, Mx Righton. Mx Righton wants to take Jacinda to the Caribbean for 3 […]
15/02/2019

Absence Request

Headteacher Mr Jackson. He is busy in his office when Year 9 student Christina enters. Could she have permission to take the day off to attend […]
27/01/2019

Zero Tolerance

“Rough and Tumble” in the corridors. Twitter experts question the new Head Teacher’s policy of zero tolerance, that aims to improve behaviour. The corridors are not […]
23/01/2019

MAT Fat Cats

MAT CEO Sir Steven said his “fat cat” title was inappropriate. An annual pay rise of 18%, and a salary double that of the Prime Minister, […]
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