OFSTED requires schools to create a curriculum from scratch. So Felix decided to waste even more time, and create the alphabet from scratch. Felix wonders when […]

OFSTED’s claims to genuinely listen to criticism were dealt a blow when we visited their Head Office today. #CatTeachers

Exclude a pupil for 1 day = Cannot be “Outstanding”. Pupils cannot define Business vs Enterprise = “Requires Improvement”. 2 Year KS3 = “Special Measures” #CatTeachers […]

Latest OFSTED Inspection Guidance “The acquisition of knowledge through a well-planned, carefully structured and sequenced curriculum enables pupils to build an interconnecting schema. Expertise depends on […]

An OFSTED spokesperson said, “The feedback we receive after an inspection continues to be very positive”. #CatTeachers #PauseOfsted

OFSTED has relaxed inspection regulations for one year. Headteacher Steve looks forward to drowning next year. #CatTeachers

Get ready to be failed by OFSTED. Here are the details of what OFSTED are really looking for. You could not make this stuff up! These […]

Association for Self-Interest and Complacent Lethargy A spokesperson for ASCL said “Join us and we promise to do bugger all”. #CatTeachers

ASCL have said today that they would NOT support calls to #PauseOfsted. Rex the dog wonders if L stands for Pathetic. #CatTeachers