06/07/2020

Racial Profiling

Just driving my Mercedes. Cool tinted windows. Got pulled over by police officers, for refusing to stop. I complained, “this is racial profiling”. “Just because I’m […]
27/06/2020

Demonstrating Wokeness #3

We should teach children to love learning. It’s not our job to teach them anything useful. It’s not our job to get them ready to earn […]
27/06/2020

Demonstrating Wokeness #2

Decolonise the curriculum. White science, art, technology, invention, medicine, should no longer be taught. Highlight previously unknown Edith Black Catstatue  for her heroic work sitting by […]
27/06/2020

Demonstrating Wokeness #1

We must recognise authors from all backgrounds. Here’s my balanced reading list for 5 year olds. 150 books all by black authors.
12/06/2020

B.L.A.M.E.

Black Labour MPs have written to Home Secretary Priti Patel. They told her she’s not black enough to speak for BAME people. Are you black enough […]
11/06/2020

Changing Lives

Sam’s friends graduated with him and went into many different professions. Law, finance, business, design, advertising. Sam became a teacher. They all do their jobs. Sam […]
05/02/2020

Dress Sense

Teacher Julie believed it was a woman’s right to wear whatever she wanted in class. No man was going to tell her what was appropriate or […]
30/12/2019

Why #FBPE?

Tristan is a trendy Twitter user. He has #FBPE on his profile. No one knows why. Not even Tristan. #CatTeachers
30/12/2019

Real Progressives

Jolyon liked to portray himself as “progressive”. But the real Jolyon clubbed a fox to death with a baseball bat, whilst wearing his old school blazer. […]
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