15/02/2020

Cognitive Science

For 4 million years humans have been teaching their children (successfully). In the past 5 years children stopped learning, if teachers didn’t have a Cognitive Science […]
15/02/2020

OFSTED Listens

OFSTED’s claims to genuinely listen to criticism were dealt a blow when we visited their Head Office today. #CatTeachers
15/02/2020

New BrainGym

How we laughed at Brain Gym! Things are so much better now. Cognitive Load Theory Pupils “building interconnecting schema in their heads”. No overloading of Working […]
15/02/2020

OFSTED Truths

Exclude a pupil for 1 day = Cannot be “Outstanding”. Pupils cannot define Business vs Enterprise = “Requires Improvement”. 2 Year KS3 = “Special Measures” #CatTeachers […]
14/02/2020

Be Afraid!

Latest OFSTED Inspection Guidance “The acquisition of knowledge through a well-planned, carefully structured and sequenced curriculum enables pupils to build an interconnecting schema. Expertise depends on […]
14/02/2020

OFSTED Feedback

An OFSTED spokesperson said, “The feedback we receive after an inspection continues to be very positive”. #CatTeachers #PauseOfsted
13/02/2020

Drowning Delayed

OFSTED has relaxed inspection regulations for one year. Headteacher Steve looks forward to drowning next year. #CatTeachers
13/02/2020

OFSTED Fail

Get ready to be failed by OFSTED. Here are the details of what OFSTED are really looking for. You could not make this stuff up! These […]
12/02/2020

Overload

Teacher Dave has been told he “must NOT overload working memory“. Dave remembers the time before all this cognitive science crap. Happy times! #CatTeachers  
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