17/01/2019

Red Lines

John, 65. Maths teacher of 40 years. Never having attempted a single plenary or starter. Ever. Here is John one term before retirement reading the schools […]
17/01/2019

World Book Day

Mr. Dean, 26, NQT Just been bollocked on World Book Day by Miss. Piper, Head of English. Mr Dean forgot to google ‘Is Pirates of the […]
17/01/2019

Then and Now

This Alex, an NQT, in September Excited to try out all the great ideas he learned on his PGCE       This is Alex again […]
17/01/2019

EYFS

This is Brian. Brian is new to EYFS. Today was the first day that his class changed for PE. Brian might call in sick on PE […]
17/01/2019

Christmas Night Out

Julie, a 32 year old primary teacher. Just woke up. She is getting flashbacks about what she did at the staff Christmas night out.   #catteacher […]
17/01/2019

Parents’ Evening

Lucinda is 32. NQT +1. She’s at parents’ evening. The parents sitting opposite her haven’t brought their daughter along. She’s almost 99% sure that their Olivia […]
17/01/2019

Speaking English

John, English teacher. John’s pupils just asked what the point of studying English was. If they can “already, y’know, speak it, like.”   #catteacher #catteachers
17/01/2019

One Too Many

Geography teacher Mark. He has heard Dave make the “Geography is just colouring in” joke one too many times.   #catteacher #catteachers
17/01/2019

NUT Rep

DT teacher Dave Chubb has been the NUT rep since 1993. Dave couldn’t care less about anyone else’s working conditions. He knows it’ll be a cold […]
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