Chemistry Teacher

Mr Smith, Chemistry teacher. Uncanny resemblance to Walter White. Surprisingly touchy on the subject. Wants beard glitter for Christmas but anticipates socks.   #catteacher #catteachers

The NQT

Ron, NQT, 23. Likes wafers and Lyles Golden Syrup. Doesn’t like Friday with year 9.   #catteacher #catteachers

Cognitive Load Theory

Craig, 34, Maths teacher. Talks incessantly about Cognitive Load Theory. He uses it as an excuse to avoid putting up displays, and to get away with […]

Break Duty

Sandra, 49. KS1 lead with a passion for re-stapling other people’s shoddy displays. Sandra can’t remember the last time she did a break duty and it […]

Head of English

This is David. He is the Head of English. Regularly attends data meetings where he has no idea what is going on. Just wants to get […]

Half Term Countdown

This is Bert. He knows he’s only been back at school a few days. But he’s already exhausted and counting down to half term.   #catteacher […]