Drowning Delayed

OFSTED has relaxed inspection regulations for one year. Headteacher Steve looks forward to drowning next year. #CatTeachers


Get ready to be failed by OFSTED. Here are the details of what OFSTED are really looking for. You could not make this stuff up! These […]


Teacher Dave has been told he “must NOT overload working memory“. Dave remembers the time before all this cognitive science crap. Happy times! #CatTeachers  

Tug of War

In the endless search for the best way to destroy the teaching profession, who will win the battle? #CatTeachers


Association for Self-Interest and Complacent Lethargy A spokesperson for ASCL said “Join us and we promise to do bugger all”. #CatTeachers

Not Leadership

ASCL have said today that they would NOT support calls to #PauseOfsted. Rex the dog wonders if L stands for Pathetic. #CatTeachers


OFSTED is destroying our education system. Enough is enough. Time to press PAUSE! #CatTeacher #CatTeachers  

Dress Sense

Teacher Julie believed it was a woman’s right to wear whatever she wanted in class. No man was going to tell her what was appropriate or […]

OFSTED Handbook

Under the latest OFSTED framework, schools are no longer judged on exam results. Headteachers are now reporting quite bizarre methods being used by inspectors. #CatTeachers
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